I had a date for Valentine’s Day.
Actually I had a double date.
It was kind of an affair to remember.
Everything I am looking for in a hott date with beer and the remote.
My date shamelessly tried to get me drunk.
I got so chocolate wasted that I agreed to a threesome.
We took the party to a bar.
It was so crowded we were practically on top of each other.
We partied pretty hard.
I’m not going to lie.
Things got kind of hazy at one point.
I had my non-blurry eye on someone special.
Sadly, the night came to an end.
We broke up.
My heart is shattered.
We were a recipe for greatness.
Date -Night Bark
12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate
1/4 cup dates, chopped
1/4 cup dried tart cherries, chopped
1/4 cup almonds, chopped
Melt chocolate in a double boiler on the stove or in the microwave. If using the microwave, be sure to stop and stir the chocolate every 30 seconds until melted. Spread melted chocolate in an even layer on a baking sheet lined with wax paper. Top with dates, cherries, and almonds and gently press into the chocolate. Allow chocolate to harden completely and then break into pieces.
I’m not too sad about the break up.
I’ve already got another date lined up for next weekend.